pining:

• 5 guys
• 8 days
• private lake house
• a boat
• mountains
• nature
• copious amounts of alcohol

I really hope this turns into a horror movie. Imagine how many stories I’d have.

Here’s to hoping.

cat-twat:

YES IT’S TRUE

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Definition of guitar god.

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“You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’. ”

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A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” The scorpion
says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp “Why?”

Replies the scorpion: “Its my nature…”

scottlava:

“I don’t see how that’s a party.”

Favorite.

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fuckyeahdirectors:

“I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.” Alfred Hitchcock

Too true.

pining:

emmmmmmmmmmmmm KH 3 sooooooon

<3 :)

Sarah Jessica Parker gets in some nasty fights with her twin sister.

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lindawyatt:

Atmosphere in The Great Gatsby, 1/4

yesyesyesyesyesyesyes.

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Best advice I’ve ever read

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atrapp:

maryamkhawaja:Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

Still not over the Avengers.

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inspired by [x], from [x]

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The Great Gatsby — F. Scott Fitzgerald

(I thought this was completely necessary, in light of my fantastic elation over the new trailer for Luhrmann’s adaptation!!)